$TOBY
the hood's coldest mfer 🥶
The turtle from Robinhood. He lives on the chain.
He refuses to sell.
Slow and steady wins the race.
TOBY/USD $0.000000000 ▲ 0.00%
· 24h vol: $??.??
CA:
0xT0B7....T0B7 (INSERT CONTRACT ADDRESS)
stats
Market Cap
$???.???
Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0 / 0
LP
LOCKED (in the shell)
Chain
Robinhood
Age
older than your avg
turtle status
HODL Mode
100% — permanently
Sell Mode
0% — have you met toby?
Lettuce Consumed
74% of the world's supply
Rug Pull Risk
negligible — turtles can't run
roadmap
~ tail -f /dev/toby
- [DONE] $ wake up — toby woke up
- [DONE] $ eat lettuce — crunch. crunch. crunch.
- [DONE] $ deploy on robinhood chain — shell confirmed. slow mode engaged.
- [DONE] $ refuse to sell — forever. no exceptions.
- [NOW] $ stack sats — absorbing green candles like sunlight
- [SOON] $ outrun the bear market — he's a turtle. this will take a while.
- [???] $ moon — ETA: whenever a turtle gets there
faq
why is toby a turtle?
because he moves slow, lives long, and carries his home with him. unlike most degens, he has nowhere to run — so he can't rug.
which chain is $TOBY on?
the Robinhood chain. that's where toby was found. he was just... there. holding.
is this financial advice?
no. this is a turtle. turtles do not give financial advice. toby's lawyer (also a turtle) confirms.
what happens when the chart dumps?
toby keeps sleeping. you, however, have options. see the yellow box below.
⚠ if this dumps, you know the drill ⚠
toby may be immune to losses, but you aren't. apply at mcdonald's →
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